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– Mi vesto di nero? – chiede mia moglie dopo aver tirato dall\u2019armadio <\/em><\/span>
\ne buttato sul letto tre o quattro dei suoi abiti pi\u00f9 seri e impegnativi. <\/em><\/span>
\n– Vestiti come meglio credi. Ti raccomando solo di non fare a tavola le <\/em><\/span>
\ntue solite gaffe. Oggi non \u00e8 proprio il caso – le raccomando un po\u2019 <\/em><\/span>
\npreoccupato.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Iconografia: Paul Jackson Pollock, (Wyoming, 1912 \u2013 Long Island, 1956<\/p><\/div>\n

Umberto Vitiello – Viaggio di nozze con suocera morta – vesuvioweb<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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– Io non faccio mai le mie solite gaffe – mi rimbecca lei, facendomi
\nscoppiare in una sonora risata.
\nMia moglie \u00e8 tedesca e il suo modo di parlare la nostra lingua mi
\ndiverte moltissimo.
\n\u00c8 a Napoli da quando ci siamo sposati e ama questa citt\u00e0 pi\u00f9 di me e
\ndi tutti i napoletani messi insieme.
\nGuai a toccargliela!
\nSpesso, per\u00f2, mi mette in imbarazzo.
\nIngenua com\u2019\u00e8, vorrebbe imporre a tutti – a me, al parentado, agli
\namici – le sue severe abitudini nordiche, pure quando sarebbe tanto bello se
\nsi lasciasse andare un po\u2019 anche lei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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